December 2009
NAZI
Stranger: happy new year
You: Yeah you too
Stranger: how was youre christmas?
You: I'm Jewish
Stranger: auhuahuahuahuahua
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm going to kill myself too, tumblr!!!
):<
Omegle is way more fun stoned. o:
Stranger: i want to sew your vagina up
You: Dude
You: that would hurt
Stranger: you bet it would hurt
Stranger: especially when i sew it up full of boiling water
You: OWWIES
You: Fuck dude
You: Ow stop
Stranger: i won't stop until you're dead
You: Dude i can feel it
Stranger: i'd force feed you barbed wire
You: Holy fucking shit
You: Ow
Stranger: and when it starts coming out of your ass i would pull it so hard
You: OW DUDE
Stranger: it would rip your intestines to bits
You: I FEEL IT
You: OW fuck
I AM SO STONED
I LIKE BIG BOWLS AND I CANNOT LIE. YOU OTHER STONERS CAN’T DENY. THAT WHEN A DUDE WALKS IN WITH A BONG IN HIS HANDS IT PUTS ME IN A TRANCE I GET STOKED. WANNA TOKE THAT JAY EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY DAY.
that’s all i have so far. going to taco bell
My ears have a crush on Fruit Bats. <3
I am so over guys.
Officially gay. D:<
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fuckyeahgirlcrush:
Send this at the beginning of any Omegle conversation and then say, “Hey! :) Asl?” Lulz will ensue.
I’m doing it.
“My imagination runs wild with you.”
